holiday shopping tip from the universe

[bluegreen17]

a "holiday shopping" tip from your friend,the universe:

during the merriment of your retail adventures,diane,should you ever have to ask the clerk, "how much?", always follow their reply with raised eyebrows,a slight gasp,and a disbelieving, "that's all?"

santa's watching,
the universe

and when leaving,diane,whether or not you make a purchase, don't forget to saunter.

(via tut.com)

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[iswari.livejournal.com]

*grin*