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bluegreen17) wrote2003-02-26 12:48 pm
bluegreen17) wrote2003-02-26 12:48 pm
i wash my hands a lot because of a romantic infatution? oh.
headline:
saddam challenges bush to debate
oh my god. i'm glad there would have to be a translator. though i don't know if that would do any good.
in other news,my brain is trying to kill me. uh,okay,so that's not news. news would be 'diane has happy day,is loved by all and has figured out how the hell to survive when the savings run out without having to live with a psycho roommate'. now,THAT would be news. i think i'm turning into dorothy parker, but i'd much rather be harpo marx with a voice.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Each year the science magazine, "Annals of Improbable Research," awards *Ig Nobel Prizes* to imaginative eccentrics. A prize in chemistry was once given to researchers who discovered that romantic infatuation is biochemically indistinguishable from obsessive-compulsive disorder; other prizes have gone to the "Stalin World" amusement park, software that can detect a cat walking on a computer keyboard, and a report on "Courtship Behavior of Ostriches Towards Humans Under Farming Conditions." If it were up to me, Gemini, I'd give you an Ig Nobel Prize for what you're about to do, which will fulfill one of the main criteria for winning: pulling off an entertaining feat that first makes people laugh, then makes them think.
did i mention i love being able to do stuff like this?
saddam challenges bush to debate
oh my god. i'm glad there would have to be a translator. though i don't know if that would do any good.
in other news,my brain is trying to kill me. uh,okay,so that's not news. news would be 'diane has happy day,is loved by all and has figured out how the hell to survive when the savings run out without having to live with a psycho roommate'. now,THAT would be news. i think i'm turning into dorothy parker, but i'd much rather be harpo marx with a voice.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Each year the science magazine, "Annals of Improbable Research," awards *Ig Nobel Prizes* to imaginative eccentrics. A prize in chemistry was once given to researchers who discovered that romantic infatuation is biochemically indistinguishable from obsessive-compulsive disorder; other prizes have gone to the "Stalin World" amusement park, software that can detect a cat walking on a computer keyboard, and a report on "Courtship Behavior of Ostriches Towards Humans Under Farming Conditions." If it were up to me, Gemini, I'd give you an Ig Nobel Prize for what you're about to do, which will fulfill one of the main criteria for winning: pulling off an entertaining feat that first makes people laugh, then makes them think.
did i mention i love being able to do stuff like this?